No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
