That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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