he wants to bone in the snuggie
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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