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After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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