im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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