Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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