I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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