What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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