Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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