I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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