It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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