Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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