Duck Duck Cougar?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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