he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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