Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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