Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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