my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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