Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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