I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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