Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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