And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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