I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
