Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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