Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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