margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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