I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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