I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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