I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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