You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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