Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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