I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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