no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Help me help you realize you are a moron
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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