Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I forgot wine drunk hurts
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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