I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Every concussion has its silver lining
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
