umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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