theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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