your thong is hanging out like whoa
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
