So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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