I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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