I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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