should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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