Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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