She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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