Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
