That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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