Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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