I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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