grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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