Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
