I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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