I wanna bring you to show and tell
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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