I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
