I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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