i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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